@realmisspiggy

To all of my adoring fans: I hope vous have a simply stunning weekend! If you're anything like moi, you'll be lounging beside the pool working on your tan and absolutely nothing else.

One must always travel light when going on a vacation! All moi needs is my purse... and a chauffeur with a pick-up truck to bring along all my suitcases.

Some call this the Moi-na Lisa, others simply call it a masterpiece. I prefer to call it proof that yours truly is a timeless work of art!

Is it gauche to bring three outfits to one dinner date? Never! Three outfits means moi gets to make three grand entrances!

When having dinner with your coworkers make sure you split the bill up front. Trust moi, you do NOT want to have to pay for what Animal ate…. and broke.

Surprise! Moi stopped by @americanidol’s Disney Night last night to see my dear friends @katyperry, @lionelrichie, @lukebryan, and @ryanseacrest. Stream the episode now on @hulu to see more moi!

When looking for a scuba instructor, consider a frog. They bring their own flippers and, if you hire @KermittheFrog, he'll do all the scuba'ing while vous relax on the beach!

Do any of my lovely followers know anyone at the dictionary who might be able to add this photo next to the definition of "flawless"? I'd also settle for "perfect" or "fabulous."

Happy #NationalPetDay from moi and Foo Foo, my friend for life, picture perfect pup, and the most lovable fashion accessory one could possibly ask for!

Travel broadens the mind, refreshes the spirit, and gives moi an excuse to get a new wardrobe. Big news: I just expanded my walk-in closet to a full live-in closet!

I may not be attending tonight's #Oscars ceremony, but I'll be wearing a designer gown just in case they need someone at the last minute to accept an award. Don't miss @TheAcademy Awards LIVE tonight at 8e|5p only on @abcnetwork.

When you look good, you feel good — so is it any wonder moi feels like a million bucks at all times?? And when you can get a look this good for under a million bucks, that's just a bonus!