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Miss Piggy

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Do any of my lovely followers know anyone at the dictionary who might be able to add this photo next to the definition of "flawless"? I'd also settle for "perfect" or "fabulous."
3 years ago
Photo Miss Piggy - To all of my adoring fans: I hope vous have a simply stunning weekend! If you're anything like moi, you'll be lounging beside the pool working on your tan and absolutely nothing else.
Photo Miss Piggy - Some call this the Moi-na Lisa, others simply call it a masterpiece. I prefer to call it proof that yours truly is a timeless work of art!
Photo Miss Piggy - When having dinner with your coworkers make sure you split the bill up front. Trust moi, you do NOT want to have to pay for what Animal ate…. and broke.
Photo Miss Piggy - One must always travel light when going on a vacation! All moi needs is my purse... and a chauffeur with a pick-up truck to bring along all my suitcases.
Photo Miss Piggy - Is it gauche to bring three outfits to one dinner date? Never! Three outfits means moi gets to make three grand entrances!
Video Miss Piggy - Surprise! Moi stopped by @americanidol’s Disney Night last night to see my dear friends @katyperry, @lionelrichie, @lukebryan, and @ryanseacrest. Stream the episode now on @hulu to see more moi!

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