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Maurice La Fume’s “Mommy, Where Do Farts Come From?”, a gorgeous exploration of the human intestinal tract created for the Luis Vuitton Exhibit in Beverly Hills, California. #louisvuitton #farts #gastrointestinaltract #mexicancuisine #indiancuisine #bathroomscene #datenight #toiletpaper #sushi #flatearththeory #ufo #losalamoslaboratory #thatsaspicymeatball #sourcreamandoniondip #strongsedative #gaymarraige #hayride #milkshake #gayhorses #treehouse #gas #oder #starbucks #gerrymandering #metamucil #ocra #cabbage #germancuisine #armeniancuisine #dangerwllrobinson

Maurice La Fume’s “What Me Worry?,” an intriguing self-portrait exploring delusionary denial of impending national and even planetary doom. Over population? Who cares? I gotta cocktail on the way. Climate change? Cocktail’s on the way... Note the smile? It’s about the soon-to-arrive cocktail. Inflation? Cocktail... Rising crime? Cocktail… War? Deepening income inequality? Irreconcilable political division? Cocktail, cocktail, cocktail… #overpopulation #incomeinequality #republicans #democrats #russiaukrainewar #chinaandtaiwan #climatechange #nucleardisaster #zaporizhzhianuclearplant #globalwarming #presidentbiden #presidentputin #presidentxi #presidentzalenski #merrickgarland #maralargo #madmagazine #alfredenewman #whatmeworry #gayufo #gayflyingsaucer #triallawyer #gaytriallawyer #politicaldivide #crimewave #sancere #pinotnoir #cabernet #martini #singlemaltscotch

Maurice La Fume’s “The Sad Circus,” a stunning pictorial comment on modern American politics. Here we see a lady performer dressed in blue. She’s obviously a Democrat. The blasé gays, attired in reddish pink panties and tights and all, are obviously Republicans. The Democrat lady is sad because the (gay) Republicans have no interest in her and they’re likely to take the House and maybe even the Senate in the upcoming mid-term elections. The pantie-clad kid holding the monkey is also a Republican and literally a gay-in-training. So, he’ll offer nothing. In the end, everyone appears glum (no surprise). The piece is actually quite an f’n downer, but stunning nevertheless. #americanpolitics #democrats #republicans #gayrepublicans #logcabinrepublicans #gaydemocrats #humanrightscampaign #gaysintights #circusclowns #progressives #superleftists #evangelicalconservatives #whitenationalists #nazis #communists #centrists #peoplewhomakesense #toohot #toocold #justright #goldielockswasacentrist #noviablecandidates #midtermelections #inflation #immigration #incomeinequality #iran #china #russia #isreal

From Maurice La Fume’s “Who Farted?” series comes “Jesus Did.” This sumptuous piece centers around what appears to be a normal naked family gathering. Initially, the observer’s eye is drawn to the young Jesus who appears to be looking somewhat pensively at Mary. Then one notices the pet dog’s “OMFG” expression and it’s clear Jesus has farted. Mary looks down as if she suspects something is amiss. Joseph is too busy drinking wine. The naked dude in the red cape is a nod to Superman. #superman #clarkkent #mozart #michelangelo #bach #princessdaisy #picasso #dali #queenkapiolani #maryqueenofscots #pizzapie #petdog #petcat #firecracker #ritzcracker #scrambledeggs #fortuneteller #bankteller #jacknicholson #frenchlaundry #napavalley #mushroomsoup #softshellcrab #rollsroyce #oilmarkets #farmersmarkets #majormediaoutlets #gayfashionreporter #mensfragrence #ladiesfragrence

In her blockbuster book, “Chariots of the Gay Gods,” archeologist Madame P. Pong shares a curious sculpture she discovered in an ancient Mayan temple. The tantalizing piece appears to show two good buddies actively searching the heavens for extraterrestrial life. “I found it interesting they weren’t using a telescope,” explains Ms. P. Pong. #aliens #extraterrestrial #flyingsaucer #gayspacealien #crackers #homosexualastronomer #mayantemple #gaystargazer #gaymayan #mexicancuisine #gastrointestinalproblems #insearchof #leonardnimoy #startrek #captainkirk #gayromulans #gayvulcans #brunch #fruitycocktails #losangeleslakers #gaybasketball #gaysouffle #spaghetti #hotdogenthusiasts #frenchfries #gayfries #goldilocks #princesscaroline #tednugent #barbie

Maurice La Fume and Canard Poulet, out fer dinner in San Luis Obispo at Novo. Both political centrists, La Fume and Poulet had been summoned to the White House to discuss the disintegrating political situation and brain storm solutions - President Biden allegedly proclaiming “La Fume and Poulet, okay? The gays always know best.” However, dinner reservations with a very nice bottle of wine took precedence. #vegan #crazy #husband #presidentbiden #foisgras #kamalaharris #personalinjuryattorney #underpants #crabcakes #shortstop #fingerfood #eggfooyoung #jenniferlawrence #napavalley #redwine #whitewine #frenchfries #olivebranch #gumshorts #gaypilot #football #fkyingsaucer #harryandmeghan #monetarysanctions #novo #piadina #pringles #c&hpurecanesugar #sugarcane #firblanket

“Maurice at the Miramar,” by Canard Poulet, La Fume’s fashion designer husband. As it turns out, one of Poulet’s dearest friends, Dick Confit, is the curator for the Louvre in Paris. Mr. Confit had expressed to Poulet he was sick and tired of the Mona Lisa’s mysterious smile, stating in a heavy French accent “me no likely.” Enthralled with Poulet’s new piece, however, he suggested he’ll be swapping out the works of art. #canard #poulet #canardmeansduck #pouletmeanschicken #frenchlanguage #rickcaruso #miramarmontecito #montecitocalifornia #sweetandsourpork #cheesecake #sofa #frenchlaundry #dinningroomchairs #napavalley #redwine #whitewine #frenchfries #hamburger #hotdog #sushi #chopsticks #chickenchowmein #princesanne #queenvictoria #rockshop #fantasticsama #barbecuedribs #gaysinspace #gayglamour #gayvacation

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