@camera_duels

A merry #ferry fuck you too. Always keep the weapon ready duelists, you never quite know when the pic pirates will shine their toothless grin in the general direction of your Disney channel spinoff. There I was, doing my best syndication, when a sense began to tingle deep within my poopdeck. Acid reflux? No. Sea sickness? The BC ferry poutine leaves a lot to be desired. A duel! Here? The paps. A rare one, my radar is getting more keen. The assassin of the dueling universe, these rogues build a career off stealth. Little did they know, so did I. With a confidence as ripped as his circa 2001 Abercrombie and Fitch denim, I brandished my barrel with lightning speed. The quick trigger of his weapon sprayed shots blindly while I pulled the laser- one continuous steam of social media validation in video form. So take a Bow Gaga hit single 2008, this star-a-board is Stern on leaving u at Port. Also go eat a bag of cocks. #dontfeedthewildanimals