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From Croatia to Mykonos, yacht season certainly looks to be upon us. Elon Musk, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tobey Maguire are the latest public figures to be spotted summering along the horizon line—though, actually, that may not be news, considering DiCaprio seems to be on a yacht more often than he’s off of one... Alas, are any celebrities relatable anymore? “Maybe,” writes @kenzbry, “we’re looking at all the wrong things in all the wrong places.” At the link in bio, Bryant dissects our culture’s latest seasonal obsession—as well as the merits of such parasocial relationships in the heat of summer. Tap through to read.